The Queendom of Hot Mama is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Penguins population. The hard-working population of 1.525 billion Hot Mamen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 19.7%.

The Hot Maman economy, worth 68.4 trillion Momas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 44,826 Momas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, organ donation is compulsory, and builders across Hot Mama are blocked up with orders for new public loos. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hot Mama's national animal is the Penguins.

Hot Mama is ranked 139,801^st in the world and 5,473^rd in Lazarus for Highest Food Quality, scoring 16.71 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.